Fictions and Wonders

Query   It looks like the Internet.

thededucer:

Twin Peaks postcards by Paul Willoughby, 2012.

I wish I could take credit for these gorgeous creations. 

(Source: shihlun, via heath-bear)

— 13 hours ago with 9034 notes
#paul willoughby  #twin peaks  #postcards 
You had me at scout camp and giant falcons. 

You had me at scout camp and giant falcons. 

— 1 day ago with 2 notes
#lumberjanes  #comics  #on the bookshelf 

kissthulu:

beavesbrain:

sofuckingkatty:

Enjoy yummy food? this blog is for you!

THIS GIF SET PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. LIKE, THOSE ARE ALREADY FRIED. PUT ON SOME FUCKING GLOVES BECAUSE i DON’T WANT YOUR FINGERS ALL UP IN MY CHOCOLATE. TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING RING THAT SHIT GETS NASTY. OH MY GOD YOU’RE MAKING A FUCKING MESS. YOU ARE GETTING GLAZE EVERYWHERE. WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL COOKBOOK OPEN IN AN ACTUAL BAKERY. YOUR DISPLAY MAKES IT HARD TO SEE THE FUCKING DONUTS. YOU DIDN’T EVEN CLEAN THE GLASS THERE IS SHIT ALL OVER THE WINDOW FROM YESTERDAY’S DONUT GREASE IN THAT 5TH GIF. IT’S DOWN BY THE EDGE OF THE GLASS. WHAT THE HELL THIS IS YOUR DISPLAY. EVERYTHING IS TINTED YELLOW AND IS MAKING ME SICK.

I HATE THIS GIF SET AND EVERYONE WHO MADE IT.

ALSO, YOUR DONUTS ARE CUT WEIRD AND PROOFED WEIRD AND YOU’RE GLAZING THEM UPSIDE DOWN. I THINK MAYBE YOUR FUCKING FRYER IS TOO HOT OR SOMETHING. THEY’RE BIGGER ON THE BOTTOMS AND THEY SHOULDN’T BE AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GLAZING THE FLAT SIDE AND PUTTING THE ROUND SIDE ON THE BOTTOM. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. I HOPE YOUR BAKERY FAILS.

…and that’s how a little knowledge makes something that once turned me on now disgust me.

If anyone knows baking, it’s sofuckingkatty. XD

I miss you babycakes

(Source: food-gifs, via heath-bear)

— 6 days ago with 49458 notes
#doughnuts  #babycakes  #eats  #so many tears 
Hmmm, that loveless glare does look familiar…and my travel Scrabble is missing…

Hmmm, that loveless glare does look familiar…and my travel Scrabble is missing…

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#cats  #louis goes to rio  #meeting my quota 
The Coathangers cover The Go-Go’s →

I need caffeine. 

— 1 week ago
#the coathangers  #we got the beat  #tunes  #office dance party 
If you’ve made it to the couch, that’s an achievement. 

If you’ve made it to the couch, that’s an achievement. 

(Source: emmisnotshortforemma, via heath-bear)

— 1 week ago with 113268 notes
#emm roy  #motivation  #fictional living 

This weekend marks the beginning of a bed and breakfast adventure. Will we be surrounded by cats and hard-boiled eggs? Stay tuned. 

— 1 week ago
#b&b  #parks and rec  #the cat is named romeow 
"We give you the hard breaking news…"

"We give you the hard breaking news…"

— 2 weeks ago
#news  #captions  #tv  #back to you keith 

Guys, I’m tired. When is nap time

— 2 weeks ago
#cats  #nap time  #meeting my quota 

Let’s hear it for fake mustaches and rainbow suits. 

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
#just one of the guys  #jenny lewis  #tunes