Fictions and Wonders

Query   It looks like the Internet.

kissthulu:

beavesbrain:

sofuckingkatty:

Enjoy yummy food? this blog is for you!

THIS GIF SET PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. LIKE, THOSE ARE ALREADY FRIED. PUT ON SOME FUCKING GLOVES BECAUSE i DON’T WANT YOUR FINGERS ALL UP IN MY CHOCOLATE. TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING RING THAT SHIT GETS NASTY. OH MY GOD YOU’RE MAKING A FUCKING MESS. YOU ARE GETTING GLAZE EVERYWHERE. WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL COOKBOOK OPEN IN AN ACTUAL BAKERY. YOUR DISPLAY MAKES IT HARD TO SEE THE FUCKING DONUTS. YOU DIDN’T EVEN CLEAN THE GLASS THERE IS SHIT ALL OVER THE WINDOW FROM YESTERDAY’S DONUT GREASE IN THAT 5TH GIF. IT’S DOWN BY THE EDGE OF THE GLASS. WHAT THE HELL THIS IS YOUR DISPLAY. EVERYTHING IS TINTED YELLOW AND IS MAKING ME SICK.

I HATE THIS GIF SET AND EVERYONE WHO MADE IT.

ALSO, YOUR DONUTS ARE CUT WEIRD AND PROOFED WEIRD AND YOU’RE GLAZING THEM UPSIDE DOWN. I THINK MAYBE YOUR FUCKING FRYER IS TOO HOT OR SOMETHING. THEY’RE BIGGER ON THE BOTTOMS AND THEY SHOULDN’T BE AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GLAZING THE FLAT SIDE AND PUTTING THE ROUND SIDE ON THE BOTTOM. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. I HOPE YOUR BAKERY FAILS.

…and that’s how a little knowledge makes something that once turned me on now disgust me.

If anyone knows baking, it’s sofuckingkatty. XD

I miss you babycakes

(Source: food-gifs, via heath-bear)

— 12 hours ago with 49426 notes
#doughnuts  #babycakes  #eats  #so many tears 
Hmmm, that loveless glare does look familiar…and my travel Scrabble is missing…

Hmmm, that loveless glare does look familiar…and my travel Scrabble is missing…

— 1 day ago with 2 notes
#cats  #louis goes to rio  #meeting my quota 
The Coathangers cover The Go-Go’s →

I need caffeine. 

— 1 day ago
#the coathangers  #we got the beat  #tunes  #office dance party 
If you’ve made it to the couch, that’s an achievement. 

If you’ve made it to the couch, that’s an achievement. 

(Source: emmisnotshortforemma, via heath-bear)

— 2 days ago with 113181 notes
#emm roy  #motivation  #fictional living 

This weekend marks the beginning of a bed and breakfast adventure. Will we be surrounded by cats and hard-boiled eggs? Stay tuned. 

— 6 days ago
#b&b  #parks and rec  #the cat is named romeow 
"We give you the hard breaking news…"

"We give you the hard breaking news…"

— 1 week ago
#news  #captions  #tv  #back to you keith 

Guys, I’m tired. When is nap time

— 1 week ago
#cats  #nap time  #meeting my quota 

Let’s hear it for fake mustaches and rainbow suits. 

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#just one of the guys  #jenny lewis  #tunes 
explore-blog:

For Nikola Tesla's birthday, a wonderful read on how anarchy and serendipity fuel science

Why isn’t Tesla a superhero? 

explore-blog:

For Nikola Tesla's birthday, a wonderful read on how anarchy and serendipity fuel science

Why isn’t Tesla a superhero? 

(via neil-gaiman)

— 1 week ago with 5809 notes
#nikola tesla  #science  #superheros  #cyclops you tesla wannabe 

joehillsthrills:

henryholt:

uispeccoll:

Follow up from our post last week featuring Autumn, the art and design blog Colossal asked to see all four volumes and posted about them today. These are scientific books on the seasons by Robert Mudie from 1837 and were donated by Charlotte Smith. See it in the catalog: http://infohawk.uiowa.edu/F/?func=find-b&find_code=SYS&local_base=UIOWA&request=002786455

See the post on Colossal! “Secret Fore-edge Paintings Revealed in Early 19th Century Books at the University of Iowa”

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Even more dimensions to books.

Beautiful.

Beyond gorgeous (sigh). Let’s all make books y’all. 

(via neil-gaiman)

— 1 week ago with 14039 notes
#robert mudie  #fore-edge paintings  #on the bookshelf